Offensive Crayons: Holiday Edition

Offensive Crayons: Holiday Edition

SKU: holiday-edition-offensive-cray554941835

• In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting.

• 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find

• Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"

• Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China (aka. "Santa's elves")

• OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)